My excitement upon receiving an e-mail is disproportionately high in relation to the number of e-mails I receive that are worth getting excited about. I think that makes me an optimist.
Brevity is the Sol LeWitt.
I just reverse-mortgaged my apartment to Henry Winkler. I think I’m in trouble.
There is no act more creatively bankrupt than recording a cover of James Taylor’s “Mexico.”
Just bought a used Segway.
Just launched a Kickstarter for the first album by my new band, Michael Sierra Leone Russell.