1. If you have to point out that the people in your commercial are “celebs,” you may want to reconsider your marketing strategy.

    If you have to point out that the people in your commercial are “celebs,” you may want to reconsider your marketing strategy.

  2. The link leads to a video from last night’s Letterman. So why is this the accompanying photo?

    The link leads to a video from last night’s Letterman. So why is this the accompanying photo?

  3. My excitement upon receiving an e-mail is disproportionately high in relation to the number of e-mails I receive that are worth getting excited about. I think that makes me an optimist.

  4. Brevity is the Sol LeWitt.

  5. January

    June

  6. ….and killed five people.

    ….and killed five people.

  7. I just reverse-mortgaged my apartment to Henry Winkler. I think I’m in trouble.

  8. There is no act more creatively bankrupt than recording a cover of James Taylor’s “Mexico.”

  9. Just bought a used Segway.

  10. Just launched a Kickstarter for the first album by my new band, Michael Sierra Leone Russell.