1. The link leads to a video from last night’s Letterman. So why is this the accompanying photo?

    The link leads to a video from last night’s Letterman. So why is this the accompanying photo?

  2. My excitement upon receiving an e-mail is disproportionately high in relation to the number of e-mails I receive that are worth getting excited about. I think that makes me an optimist.

  3. Brevity is the Sol LeWitt.

  4. January

    June

  5. ….and killed five people.

    ….and killed five people.

  6. I just reverse-mortgaged my apartment to Henry Winkler. I think I’m in trouble.

  7. There is no act more creatively bankrupt than recording a cover of James Taylor’s “Mexico.”

  8. Just bought a used Segway.

  9. Just launched a Kickstarter for the first album by my new band, Michael Sierra Leone Russell.

  10. Carrie Underwood is married to a guy named Mike Fisher? Carrie Underwood’s married name is Carrie Fisher?

    Carrie Underwood is married to a guy named Mike Fisher? Carrie Underwood’s married name is Carrie Fisher?